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Let’s be honest, we Gen Xers were skilled at playing sick, were we not? Our generation had to work hard for a sick day. Many of our parents worked and would have to take a sick day themselves, and let’s not forget, our parents were raised by hard core parents (our grandparents), who sent them to school no matter what. Hello, their parents were the one’s who walked five miles to get to school, up hill, in snow … so a sniffle or the plague wasn’t gonna cut it.

That’s what we had to contend with. Which is why, we learned early on that we had to be Ferris Bueller convincing or we were going to school (heck on occasion we weren’t convincing enough, even when we actually were sick!).

Yes, we truly perfected an art form and nowadays it seems our kids are merely phoning it in. Complaining about random aches, not committing to their performance, it’s embarrassing! Which is why I give their generation this:

8 Tips To Properly Play Sick – How to gain your parent’s sympathy and maybe even regain their respect:

1. Complain about the appropriate body parts and stay focused. There is a general list of pains and woes we parents find acceptable to lend our sympathy to: stomach aches, headaches, sore throats, nausea. Pick one and don’t stray. Don’t lead in with a stomach ache and think that adding a toothache, leg cramp, or shooting pain in the elbow is going to help your cause. That’s an insult to our intelligence. Stay the course … a thousand points of light …

2. NEVER fake a cold. Moms can tell a real cough, stuffy nose, congested chest from a fake one. Oh, we’re that good, which is why the dry Sahara Desert cough is a dead giveaway that you can and should be going to school. And never blow your nose unless there’s something in there. The “faux nose blow” is a one way ticket to the carpool lane. Remember this trusty phrase: “No phlegm or snot, home you will be not.”

3. Avoid immediate trips to the doctor or the ER. A fake sick day is totally wasted if you don’t get to enjoy it, duh! Here is a short list of complaints that will get you a trip to the doctor or ER without passing go (never say these things, unless they’re true).

• “I’m having trouble breathing.”
• “I can’t swallow.”
• “I feel like something inside me exploded.”
• “My head is really itchy”
• “It burns when I pee.”

4. Avoid trips to a therapist’s office. Getting too creative could send you straight to the shrink’s cushy couch. Avoid fantastical verbiage like:

• “My eyes feel wiggly”
• “I think I have amnesia, who are you?”
• “I have an invisible rash.”
• “I’m seeing four of you and they’re not all doing the same thing.”

5. Don’t oversell it. We don’t have little gold statues to give out, though many a morning we wish we did. When you act so sick that you can’t move, and then you fall to the floor from your bed as if you attempted to rise but just couldn’t muster the energy, and then you lay on the floor like a sad sick seal moaning and only lifting your head, it takes everything in us not to fall to the ground laughing and later sign you up for Julliard.

6. Understand the concept of temperature. Listen children, you cannot have a 107.2 body temperature and have a conversation — or a pulse, for that matter. We get that figuring out a way to alter your thermometer is like the kid equivalent of MacGyver using a toothpick and a piece of gum disarm a bomb, but understand the highest temperature does not win a prize — just a funny Facebook status update.

7. Never talk about school. When trying to avoid the S-word, don’t discuss it in any fashion. Don’t tell us you wish you could go, but alas you’re so sick. Don’t mention that you have a test or unfinished homework. Don’t talk about an annoying enemy at the playground or even a tutor that will have to be cancelled due to your unfortunate absence. We will put two and two together. Yep, we don’t even need a tutor to do that.

8. Always remember, we’re not as stupid as you think we are. Though it’s hard to imagine, we were kids once too and we tried every trick in the book … twice.

Follow these simple rules and you’ll be wrongfully staying home from school in no time. That’s right, you CAN fool us, or at the very least make us proud trying.

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